> > >Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced,so learn to promote
> yourself -
> > >convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'
> > >Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an
> > >engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School
> > >Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the
> > >rest of the graduates.
> > >
> > >Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
> > >
> > >An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle.
> > >At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable
> job
> > >that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a
> > >comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law
> > >graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law
> > >firm, most management graduates have just failed
> > >on their first business plan, the acts graduate is still looking
> for
> > >a job, and the medical school graduate is still living
> > >in a hospital.
> > >
> > >Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
> > >
> > >An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable
> > >amount of his time and effort to understand you.
> > >Engineers strain really really hard to understand
> > >their work. You can believe that they will try really
> > >really hard to understand women too, just like how
> > >they understand their work, once they believe that you
> > >are the one. So even if they don't understand you
> > >initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they
> > >still do not understand, they will figure out the
> > >correct method to keep you happy
> > >(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.)
> > >And once they find out the secret formula, they will
> > >just keep on repeating it so that the desired
> > >results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
> > >you, the Management graduate who will try to
> > >control your spending, the Arts graduate who
> > >will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who
> > >will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so
> > >easy to make engineers believe that you are
> > >the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they
> > >will be hooked to you forever.
> > >
> > >Advantage 3:
> > >
> > >An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
> > >Let me first tell you what is wrong with
> > >the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie
> > >about everything, management graduates will cheat your
> > >money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably
> > >just look like another cadaver to the medical school
> > >graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy
> > >to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too
> > >dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is
> > >the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find -
> > >rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and
> > >please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to
> > >lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?
> > >
> > >Get an ENGINEER as your boyfriend!