For the guys who actually read my blog:
It's beginning to look alot like NS
(sung to the tune of "it's beginning to look alot like christmas")

It's beginning to look alot like NS
very soon you'll go
say goodbye to your ol' girlfriend
you won't see her again
when up that green three tonner truck you go
it's beginning to look alot like NS
take it like a man
and don't be over-wrought
for here you'll learn alot
like swearing in Hokkien

a pair of weatherproof boots
and a rifle that shoots
will become your new best pals
and after you're done
when you make friends for fun
you can't talk anything else
and all your wives can't understand
and find you sian as hell

it's beginning to look alot like NS
no use asking why
well-brought up young boys
suddenly like making noise
and yelling [well-known seven syllable
Hokkien expletive deleted]
its beginning to look alot like NS
it will help you grow
so no use being stressed
there's no escape unless
you play great piano